Get The Famous 'Capitalist Pig' Shirt
Just $19.95 (includes shipping)
Just $19.95
Look As Attractive As A Fat Wallet...
Wanna know who thinks like you do (or really doesn't)? This famous shirt will do most of your talking for you...

Offend money-haters everywhere with our long-awaited, much loved and widely hated Capitalist Pig shirt. We know that buying and selling is the foundation of a healthy economy, and we Capitalist Pigs are out to do our part: get rich shamelessly and give back generously.

So get on with your bad self in this tri-spun poly/cotton/rayon blend shirt of awesomeness. You’ll be brazenly comfortable with the lightly ribbed neck and tear-away tag, with the additional feature of making all the anti-money socialists around you cringe. #oink
#CapitalistPigShirt Fine Print
 Fits true to size
 Shoulder to shoulder taping
 Tear-away label
 1x1 rib knit neck
 4.5oz 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon, 32 singles
Now Your Kids Can Rep The Capitlaist Pig Shirt...
 Cat & Jack Brand Shirt
 1x1 rib knit neck
 Shoulder to shoulder taping
 Fits true to size
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Go All Out for just $25: Pick up this exclusive, limited-time ONLY Capitalist Pig hat. These puppies aren’t available anywhere else, not even in the Capitalism Swag Store, so this is your ONLY shot at them. You are one bad mamma-jamma, my friend.

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